tychobrohan:

codyfranson:

HEY I HEARD YOU WERE A WILD ONE

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bromance - pk subban and john tavares

“I don’t hate Andrew Alberts”

eeames:

• bang bang bang bang vamanos vamanos
• excited for october because the Canucks are back!!!11
• couldn’t wait for october to be over
• Burr snagging the game-winning puck for Salo because it was his 700th
• the Canucks scoring five goals against the preds in a single game lolol
• the Caps game was a good way to close out october/welcome november
• Burr and Lu dressed up as rioters for halloween
• Burr ‘accidentally’ opens the gate on winchester
• Lappy’s ridiculous spinorama goal
• Burr got a new carry-on bag, now no one makes fun of him
• lol at initial amex line
• Kesler scales the net
• Danny’s hattrick against the avs
• Henrik Sedin catches flying stick mid-air
• Ron Maclean is buddies with Alex Burrows
• losing to Columbus in December? lolol
• staph infections
• Joe Thornton’s glove in Henrik’s face lolol
• the Boston game that became a measuring stick for all subsequent games. all. subsequent. games.
• Reese Bieksa
• Canucks For Kids Fund launch Mindcheck.ca, part of a legacy to Rick Rypien
• this happened
• and then Drake met the Sedins and wanted to take a picture with them so he could plaster his house with it
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• Danny tying the game with 15.4 seconds left in regulation against the Red Wings. Never had i been so happy to go to OT
• and a streak was snapped
• vancouver canucks: most overrated team
• brief moment of panic when everyone (minus Danny) wasn’t sure if Hank was injured or not
• Coach V losing it over Fiddler’s Bieksa impression
• Ott or nOtt
• good-bye Coho and Sulzer
• MISSING: our PP
• Lappy and Higgy adopted asian babies
• somehow we ended up being 2 points behind St. Louis
• Ryan Kesler part of the You Can Play project, Hank asking if he could be a part of it too
• march 21, 2012: the day Henrik Sedin snapped
• when Lappy started playing on the first line
• when they asked Kassian for parenting advice
• Schneider’s Burr impression
• back to back Presidents’ Trophy whaaaat

codyfranson:

‘because it’s the cup’ sounds kind of like the yolo of hockey

like, ‘why did you shove his face into the boards?’ BECAUSE IT’S THE CUP

‘why did you punch the ref in the face?’ BECAUSE IT’S THE CUP

‘why did you bite his finger?’ BECAUSE IS LE CUP

crashthen3t:

wATER YOU DOING?

hoobadoo:

#I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFFFFRICA

azirae:

Manny Malhotra’s 2-0 crazy diving goal.

drinkyourjuice:

• make as much light as you possibly can in this world
• go everywhere, do everything, meet everyone
• don’t be afraid to be sad when you feel sad
• or angry or lonely or uncreative or anything demonized by people who are too ignorant to see how incredibly powerful and important it is to understand and be in touch with the things you feel
• make as many other people feel seen and understood as you can
• acknowledge someone when they speak to you, greet you, or show you human decency
• trust actions, not words
• listen to all of the music
• eat good stuff
• make things when you can
• say things when you think them
• never let being scared be the reason you don’t do something that matters to you
• respect your pace
• respect other people’s paces
• take a minute to be absolutely blown away by how completely beyond anything your imagination could have concocted this world can be whenever it happens
• ask questions
• tip well
• make people laugh until it hurts and isn’t funny and they’re crying and maybe farting a little
• appreciate the magic in getting to know someone
• never stop loving people fucking wholeheartedly
• let your heart really, really break
• sew yourself back together afterwards and be a smarter person for it
• eye contact
• never be afraid to be ugly. Joan Rivers used to tell a joke about how a man never reached up a woman’s skirt looking for a library card, and while I get it, he’s usually not looking for a hot vag either. At least not anatomically. He’s looking for something that’s gonna make him feel happy, even if it’s just for a minute. Don’t put your self esteem in the basket where you keep your ability to get someone else off. Anyone could fuck you, but you get to be you. Love that shit holistically. Respect it and revel in it and enjoy it as a separate experience. Literally anyone could love you at your most successful or sexiest, but you get to love you when you’re hungover and insecure and peering into a mirror at 5 AM wondering what the hell you’re doing with yourself. The latter is a privilege. It’s a lot more rewarding and you need to be awake and strong enough to be there for yourself. To bear witness to yourself.
• don’t be too cool for Top 40 radio
• actually, just don’t worry about being cool whenever possible

I wrote this probably more as a letter to myself than anything, but here you are just the same my babies.

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